Oh No You Don't

Here is Afghanistan, a term of respect/endearment (hey, what ever happened to Debra Winger?) is to add the word jan (jon) to the end of someone’s name. So Afzal is Afzal-jan, Maqsoda is Maqsoda-jan, and so on.

Ok, see where this is going? That’s right, nowhere good. I should be called Jon-Jon. No, No No. This is not going to happen.